The Signs as Freddie Mercury moments

• <p>   <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Aries:</b> getting a new rolls royce, being told that thieves might steal the silver figure on the bonnet and remarking that he'd "cut their fucking hands off if they tried".<p/><b>Taurus:</b> inviting all of his ex lovers to his concert and then just going out and leaving them all in the same room<p/><b>Gemini:</b> Brian and Roger walking in on him in his underwear eating cereal<p/><b>Cancer:</b> crying and immediately buying plane tickets to go home for his cats funeral<p/><b>Leo:</b> ratty crashing freddies car, not very badly, and him later recounting how "the roadie actually screamed" and "my life flashed before my eyes and all i could think about was 'who will look after my cats?'"<p/><b>Virgo:</b> not telling anyone what bohemian rhapsody was going to sound like, just making them sing<p/><b>Libra:</b> when a fan vomited on his shoes and he walked around barefoot, getting towels and talking to the kid and just genuinely being concerned for his welfare<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> being offered too many microphones and shrieking "it would have been fine if they'd been cocks, but this was ridiculous"<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> jumping up and down in a recycling bin grinning and yelling "I'M WHITE TRASH, I'M WHITE TRASH"<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> sending flowers, cards and drawings to a sick young fan, and calling her on the phone to talk for hours and tell her funny stories to cheer her up<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> drugging police officers for fun<p/><b>Pisces:</b>crying when his koi carp died <p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>